THE LIST
So, now the LIST begins.
What is the "List Of Constant Facts" you say. "Well, that is a very good question" (the significance of that statement should go on the LIST).
The LIST is a compilation of facts and truisms obtained from years of intuitive "wisdom". This "wisdom" was necessary for 2 reasons.
First, we raised 3 children that we quickly found out were all smarter than us by the time they were 2 years old.
Second, I was raised in the south with a strong sense of family and with alot of southern traditions. I have always liked these traditions but have discovered that they don't always fit in todays world.
Because of this, these facts came into being as a method to transfer ideas that, with enough repitition, were made a part of the family "traditions". Funny how it worked out that way.
Now, I have 3 smart, funny, independent "eagles" (the term "eagles" is also going to explained in the LIST) that have these facts so ingrained in them that they "think" of them as situations arise and if they ever have children are going to passed down to them, even if it is subconciously. (He He He...mmmfph)

3 Comments:
yea the dad! you are offically a cool bloggin dude. snap snap.
I think "Well, that is a very good question" is a phrase you use to buy yourself time before you start making stuff up.
if these first few comments are any indication, i can tell this is gonna be fun...
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